Alright, I wasn't too descriptive with my last post. I do have a job. It's at 6round. I'm writing posts about social media and the culture it has created. Check out my article about making friends online. It will change your world! Or, you'll find it kind of interesting. One of those two.
If you've been reading my blog, you know that I'm a fan of American Idol, and a devote Worster. Tim Urban! I am currently watching Idol Gives Back. Is there anything closer to hell on earth? I mean, it's nice that they're helping disadvantaged children, but 2 hours? 2 freakin hours? Do young people watch this and not fall asleep out of boredom? I mean, it's depressing, the performances are terrible (I'm looking at you Alicia Keys) and the shit we actually care about (who gets voted off) gets squeezed between George Lopez and Jonah Hill. George Lopez and Jonah Hill! That is what ugly death looks like. McLovin was a long time ago, Jonah.
Alright, lets get real for a moment. Relationships. I am getting frustrated with them. Call me crazy, but meaningless sex doesn't have the same thrill it used too. Yet, as a 21 year old, try finding another 21 year old who wants to do anything but have meaningless sex. Dating sites are huge for people my age, but I'm worried I'm never going to find that special someone. I'm too young to think like that, you say? Well, you're right. Stop being so uppity.
I swear to God, if my friends keep dragging me to clubs to "find" someone, I'm going to have a fewer friends. Do you know who likes clubs? Young girls. Do you know who doesn't like clubs? Young guys. Ask 10 guys, and I bet you 9/10 would rather sit in a pub with some friends, have some draft beer, and maybe listen to a band. One day, I will destroy the club industry. No clue how I'm going to do it yet, but I'll get there.
So that was a barely coherent rant. Thanks for reading it!
Your friend,
McGonz
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